Brian Boone > Quotes

“Too Much TNT is a well-named mod. It features the powerful 100x TNT block and arrow TNT that shoots off hundreds of arrows. Nuclear TNT leaves nuclear waste behind. Boom!”
― Brian Boone, Know-It-All Trivia Book for Minecrafters: Over 800 Amazing Facts and Insider Secrets

“Q.  Why were they called Dumbledore’s Army? A.  Because they didn’t have the boats to be Dumbledore’s Navy.”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

“.  You Know You’re a Potterhead If …”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

“Q.  Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road? A. Because Draco told them to. • Q.  Why do Slytherins cross the road twice? A. Because they are double-crossers.”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

“Any fools in the room, please stand up,” Professor Snape said sarcastically. After some silence, a first year stood up. “So, then you consider yourself a fool, do you?” asked Professor Snape. “Not really,” said the student, “but I didn’t want to see you standing up there all by yourself.”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

“Q. Why can’t they name a street after Voldemort? A. Because nobody crosses Voldemort and lives!”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter 4-Book Box Set: Includes Volumes 1–4

“Roses are red Violets are blue A flash of green light Means goodbye to you. —a poem by Voldemort”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter 4-Book Box Set: Includes Volumes 1–4

“Q.  What kind of car does the Dark Lord drive? A. A Vold-vo.”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

“Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who always has a big bag of stuff with them? A. Dufflepuff.”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

“Q.  Did you hear about the Hogwarts student from outer space? A. He was a flying sorcerer. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who works in a casino? A. A Shufflepuff. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who makes fancy chocolate? A. A Trufflepuff. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who makes dresses? A. A Rufflepuff. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who works in a mechanic’s shop? A. A Mufflerpuff. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who gets into fights? A. A Scufflepuff. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who always has a big bag of stuff with them? A. Dufflepuff.”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

“Harry can speak to snakes, but did you know that Professor Sprout could talk to herbs? Yep, she spoke parsleytongue.”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter 4-Book Box Set: Includes Volumes 1–4

“Q.  Where does Hermione learn everything she knows? A. Witchipedia. • Q.  Why didn’t the professors like having twins Padma and Parvati Patil at Hogwarts? A.  They never knew which witch was which.”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

“Q.  What does the Potions teacher drink? A. Snapele.”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

“a stoic person may not react to an event, whereas a Stoic doesn’t see a need to overreact at nature just being nature.”
― Brian Boone, Ethics 101: From Altruism and Utilitarianism to Bioethics and Political Ethics, an Exploration of the Concepts of Right and Wrong

“Q.  What do Harry Potter and Charlie Brown have in common? A.  They’re both in love with the little girl with red hair.”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

“The Remembrall tells you that you’ve forgotten something, but not what you’ve forgotten. Which kind of defeats the purpose.”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter 4-Book Box Set: Includes Volumes 1–4

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― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

“Q: What did Minecraft Christopher Columbus do? A: He proved the world was square.”
― Brian Boone, Hysterical Jokes for Minecrafters: Blocks, Boxes, Blasts, and Blow-Outs

“Q.  What do wizards put on their ice cream? A. Magic Shell.”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

“Also known as the English Renaissance, the Elizabethan era was the golden age of English literature. This time period, which ran approximately from 1558 to 1603, was an unparalleled era of growth and quality of the written word, characterized by the development of the novel, new and lasting innovations in poetry, and new styles of theater”
― Brian Boone, English Lit 101: From Jane Austen to George Orwell and the Enlightenment to Realism, an essential guide to Britain's greatest writers and works

“Q.  What did Draco tell his father? A. Everything!”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

“Q. Where do Hermione’s parents live? A. Back home on the Grange!”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

“Q.  What’s the difference between Gilderoy Lockhart and Ron’s dad? A.  One is an author and”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

“Q.  Why did Neville never have a problem finding a place to sit? A. Because of his Longbottom.”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

“Why did the Slytherin get a job at the post office? A.  They liked that he could speak parseltongue.”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

“Q. What’s the worst kind of greeting in the wizarding world? A. Deathly hellos.”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter 4-Book Box Set: Includes Volumes 1–4

“What Does the Fawkes Say?”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

“Tom Marvolo Riddle” . . . And Other Anagrams for “I Am Lord Voldemort” • Lord Earldom Vomit • I Am Lord Old Mr. Out • Mild Doormat Lover • Dermal Drool Vomit • Old Immortal Lover • Milk Moor, Dad Lover • Marmot Drool Devil”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter 4-Book Box Set: Includes Volumes 1–4

“Q. What are Snape’s favorite flowers? A. Lilies.”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

“Q. What wand would your grandparents choose? A. The Elder Wand.”
― Brian Boone, The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter 4-Book Box Set: Includes Volumes 1–4