Ken Wheaton > Quotes

“I'll say this much for guys, gay or straight: it's easy to pick up a friendship and act like nothing's happened. I can only imagine how quickly Christianity would have collapsed had Jesus and the Apostles been a bunch of women. Jesus would never have gotten over the fact that they abandoned him during the Crucifixion. 'I can't believe you guys would do that to me. I'm never speaking to you again. Ever!' Then, out of spite, he would have run off and joined up with the Zoroastrians.”
― Ken Wheaton, The First Annual Grand Prairie Rabbit Festival

“It never occurred to us that people sometimes simply fell into jobs and houses and families. That, unless you're particularly focused and driven, life sort of has its way with you.”
― Ken Wheaton, The First Annual Grand Prairie Rabbit Festival