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“It's been kind of a rough few days because the whole town's on my back for...I guess snapping at a nosy PTA mom. They all think I'm pregnant and on meth now."
"Really? That's kind of a random assumption."
"Not in Merit. You do one thing out of the ordinary and suddenly the whole town knows it and wants to figure out why. Except they don't really want to figure it out, they just want to make up a story that'll fulfil their own boring lives.”
― HDU
"Really? That's kind of a random assumption."
"Not in Merit. You do one thing out of the ordinary and suddenly the whole town knows it and wants to figure out why. Except they don't really want to figure it out, they just want to make up a story that'll fulfil their own boring lives.”
― HDU
“It was like they were rubbing it in her face. They were lively, passionate and happy. She was bored, single and lonely.”
― HDU
― HDU
“Dear PrettyKitty29,
Hi, my name is Liam Brody. From the looks of your charming website, you've heard of me.
Believe it or not, I've heard of you too. I was recently tipped off about your little gossip community. I probably shouldn't call it little. You are one of the busiest gossip communities on the Internet.
Congratulations. I'm always impressed with people who manage to stay indoors so much. You must have a sufficient amount of Vitamin D.
I noticed that you seem to have an odd and probably unwarranted agenda against me. Almost every bitter post about me is put up by lovely you. I also noticed that your hatred has spread successfully among your users.
Wow. What an influence you have on gossip hungry teens and housewives. Again, congratulations.
I apologize for dating models, PrettyKitty29. I just think they're more attractive than other people. Some people steal, some people do drugs, some people sell them. I date models. It could probably be worse. I could be someone who makes bribes.
Speaking of those, I was emailing you to let you know that despite the sarcasm throughout this email, I find your strangely influential website interesting and am willing to make a substantial payment to you if you stop posting negative stories and put a few nice ones instead.
I don't know what a gossip community moderator gets paid, but I'm sure that regardless, you could use a few extra bucks. It would pay for food delivery, movies On Demand, and other indoor pleasures that I'm sure you partake in.
Please let me know.
Best,
Liam Brody.”
― HDU
Hi, my name is Liam Brody. From the looks of your charming website, you've heard of me.
Believe it or not, I've heard of you too. I was recently tipped off about your little gossip community. I probably shouldn't call it little. You are one of the busiest gossip communities on the Internet.
Congratulations. I'm always impressed with people who manage to stay indoors so much. You must have a sufficient amount of Vitamin D.
I noticed that you seem to have an odd and probably unwarranted agenda against me. Almost every bitter post about me is put up by lovely you. I also noticed that your hatred has spread successfully among your users.
Wow. What an influence you have on gossip hungry teens and housewives. Again, congratulations.
I apologize for dating models, PrettyKitty29. I just think they're more attractive than other people. Some people steal, some people do drugs, some people sell them. I date models. It could probably be worse. I could be someone who makes bribes.
Speaking of those, I was emailing you to let you know that despite the sarcasm throughout this email, I find your strangely influential website interesting and am willing to make a substantial payment to you if you stop posting negative stories and put a few nice ones instead.
I don't know what a gossip community moderator gets paid, but I'm sure that regardless, you could use a few extra bucks. It would pay for food delivery, movies On Demand, and other indoor pleasures that I'm sure you partake in.
Please let me know.
Best,
Liam Brody.”
― HDU
“It's hard to get a second audition for such a dignified role when America knows you best as a..." he clicked around his computer for a bit and squinted, reading off of his screen. "A 'womanising douchelord.'"
Amanda snorted loudly. She had been the first one to peg him as such on HDU, and for some reason, 'womanising douchelord' just caught on with users. It became his official nickname, and he their mascot of misogyny.”
― HDU
Amanda snorted loudly. She had been the first one to peg him as such on HDU, and for some reason, 'womanising douchelord' just caught on with users. It became his official nickname, and he their mascot of misogyny.”
― HDU
“We all miss her, and also, tears of love evaporate into the sky to become unicorn food.”
― No Stone Unturned
― No Stone Unturned
“Regarding why my Queen has been MIA, here's a little recap of what's being thrown around:
1. Kidnapped/Killed by Tyler Chase
2. In hiding due to shame over "reckless behavior"
3. Pregnant
4. In Rehab
...
Here are much more likely reasons behind why QB is MIA.
1. Needs some PRIVACY.
2. Is tired of your *BS
3. Is considerately giving other artists an opportunity to shine in her absence.
4. Has been reincarnated into a unicorn.”
― No Stone Unturned
1. Kidnapped/Killed by Tyler Chase
2. In hiding due to shame over "reckless behavior"
3. Pregnant
4. In Rehab
...
Here are much more likely reasons behind why QB is MIA.
1. Needs some PRIVACY.
2. Is tired of your *BS
3. Is considerately giving other artists an opportunity to shine in her absence.
4. Has been reincarnated into a unicorn.”
― No Stone Unturned
“Flirting with Tyler Chase is a more dangerous crime than ever these days, and if you'd like to educate yourself, here are the reasons why:
1. Tyler Chasers will Facebook stalk you and verbally abuse you until you're reduced to tears and stress farts
2. I will side-eye you, and my judgement eats through flesh like rabid zombie teeth
3. Tyler Chase will spurn your advances, causing you fatal embarrassment
4. Queen Bee's Unicorn Posse will maim the promiscuity out of you”
― No Stone Unturned
1. Tyler Chasers will Facebook stalk you and verbally abuse you until you're reduced to tears and stress farts
2. I will side-eye you, and my judgement eats through flesh like rabid zombie teeth
3. Tyler Chase will spurn your advances, causing you fatal embarrassment
4. Queen Bee's Unicorn Posse will maim the promiscuity out of you”
― No Stone Unturned
“Flirting with Tyler Chase is a more dangerous crime than ever these days, and if you'd like to educate yourself, here are the reasons why:
1. Tyler Chasers will Facebook stalk you and verbally abuse you until you're reduced to tears and stress farts
2. I will side-eye you, and my judgement eats through flesh like rabid zombie teeth”
― No Stone Unturned
1. Tyler Chasers will Facebook stalk you and verbally abuse you until you're reduced to tears and stress farts
2. I will side-eye you, and my judgement eats through flesh like rabid zombie teeth”
― No Stone Unturned
