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“There's no point in trying to drown your sorrows, Shaun; they swim better than I do.”
Stuart Wakefield, Memory of Water
“A water birth was all she could think about apart from getting away from her husband, Mackay, the knight in shining armour who had proved to be a metal-plated misogynist.”
Stuart Wakefield, Body of Water
“I didn't sleep for three days. On day four, my shears came alive and told me I could make puppies out of mystical cake mix.”
Stuart Wakefield, Behind the Seams
“I suggest you distance yourself from the fashion world. You've already made an excellent start with that dress.”
Stuart Wakefield, Behind the Seams
“You're not broken. You're a bit chipped around the edges, but you're not broken.”
Stuart Wakefield, Body of Water
“We don't buy organic. I ain't paying over the odds so some chicken gets extra legroom.”
Stuart Wakefield, Behind the Seams
“There's this guy at my local Italian, yeah? Proper creepy. Reckon he wants his penne in my cunnelloni.”
Stuart Wakefield, Behind the Seams

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