Michael Seagard > Quotes

“I don’t wanna live my life like I’m a victim, worried that some terrible monster’s gonna snatch me up and run away with me at any moment. I don’t wanna live in fear. Life’s too short, d’you know?”
― Michael Seagard, MORI: The Lost Ones Volume 1

“guys like us have to make a choice: swim for the surface, or keep sinking. But waiting for the bottom’s not an option.”
― Michael Seagard, MORI: The Lost Ones Volume 1

“This morning I slept in, drank gin, and did some other things that I’ll not mention.”
― Michael Seagard, MORI: The Lost Ones Volume 1

“Whoever invented vodka should get a goddam Nobel Peace Prize, because I for one am definitely at peace.”
― Michael Seagard, MORI: The Lost Ones Volume 1

“the difference between medicine and poison is just dosage.”
― Michael Seagard, MORI: The Lost Ones Volume 1

“the Hows and Whys of life are the most difficult ones to answer.”
― Michael Seagard, MORI: The Lost Ones Volume 1

“I agreed to be your Guide, not your fellator.”
― Michael Seagard, MORI: The Lost Ones Volume 1

“Knock, knock. Who’s there? An unwanted visitor at my gate. An unwanted visitor at my gate—who? An unwanted visitor at my gate who will hopefully go away if I don’t answer.”
― Michael Seagard, MORI: The Lost Ones Volume 1