Kristi Abbott > Quotes

“You can’t use a blackmail photo as your profile shot on social media!”
― Kristi Abbott, Assault and Buttery

“Yes. That’s what she wants. She likes being reviled. It makes her feel alive. Now let her go.”
― Kristi Abbott, Kernel of Truth

“I’m looking for a paramedic.” He grinned. “Well, you’ve come to the right place. Did you have an idea of what size or shape paramedic you might want?” I”
― Kristi Abbott, Kernel of Truth

“Representing him. It’s a thing we lawyers do.” He leaned back on his elbows. “It’s super fun if you like arguing with people.” “But”
― Kristi Abbott, Kernel of Truth

“How come so many men are fighting over you? Don’t they know what a pain in the neck you are?” “It’s”
― Kristi Abbott, Kernel of Truth

“People are hitting little old ladies on the head. Teachers are driving into trees. You are being arrested every other day by your childhood friend. Come back to California.” Funny,”
― Kristi Abbott, Kernel of Truth

“It wasn’t every day there was a shooting in a historic lighthouse involving a celebrity chef, an officer of the court, a standard poodle and a fudge recipe.”
― Kristi Abbott, Kernel of Truth

“try to walk whenever I can. It’s good for Sprocket to walk. It’s good for me, too. Caramel sauce doesn’t taste itself.”
― Kristi Abbott, Kernel of Truth