Jesse Jacobs > Quotes

“There exists a future so bright that if you squint your eyes in the right direction you can see it shimmering in the distance.”
― Jesse Jacobs, Safari Honeymoon

“Most do not wish to hear what can be heard so easily, and therefore they deny that they hear anything at all.”
― Jesse Jacobs, Safari Honeymoon

“Kyanite is used to align all seven chakras automatically. When the chakras are blocked, it can be used to open them.”
― Jesse Jacobs, Chakras for Beginners: The Truth About Balancing Your Chakras and Opening Yourself Up to a World of Increased Health, Wealth and Happiness

“Why is anything like anything anywhere?”
― Jesse Jacobs, Crawl Space

“Ants are averse to coffee grounds.  So the next time you will replace your coffee on your coffee maker or percolator, remember to save those coffee grounds.  Put them near your door or on the window sills and you will never see ants in your house again!”
― Jesse Jacobs, Household DIY: Save Time and Money with Do It Yourself Hints & Tips on Furniture, Clothes, Pests, Stains, Residues, Odors and More!

“Predetermined patterns of thinking are inadequate. Your thoughts are nothing more than meaningless clouds passing across an endlessly blue sky.”
― Jesse Jacobs, Safari Honeymoon

“Hey, can you not tell any of the kids at school about all this? I’m still trying to fit in. I don’t want to be known as the girl with the magical appliances. I just don’t want that stuff defining me.”
― Jesse Jacobs, Crawl Space

“The apprentice is required to master many techniques before receiving safari guide certification. Among the most difficult and essential of these skills is the ancient practice of unihemispheric slow-wave sleeping. The ability to sleep with half of the brain while the other remains completely alert, alternating between hemispheres, allows the guide to remain conscious twenty-four hours a day. This unconventional method has been observed in a number of terrestrial, aquatic and avian species, particularly those that dwell in areas of high predation. It is strongly recommended that safari guides avoid full REM sleep while guiding safaris. Though, when charged with the care of the most demanding and pampered of clients, a traditional fifteen minute nap is occasionally permitted.”
― Jesse Jacobs