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“Before she closed the door, she hit me with this one: "I feel like it's November first," she said, "and I'm that discarded jack-o'-lantern whose heart and guts are splattered all over the boulevard of broken promises."

"And a good night to you, too," I said.”
Rick Detorie
“My life is ruined!" She sobbed. "It's just one big rotting whale carcass on the beach of broken dreams!”
Rick Detorie, The Accidental Genius of Weasel High
“My life," she said dramatically, with her eyes closed, "is one heaping bowl of warmed-over despair, seasoned with equal dashes of aggravation and angst!”
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