Kristy Berridge > Quotes

“Why I felt the need to always disobey everyone around me was beyond me. But I guess being sixteen years old made me susceptible to bouts of irrational behaviour and the occasional notion that I was in fact smarter than everyone else, regardless of whether or not that was true.”
― Kristy Berridge, The Hunted

“How I’d managed to sit still for the majority of the conversation and be controlled, without ripping my knickers off, throwing them over my head and swinging my bra around my fingers in a come and get me gesture, I had no idea.”
― Kristy Berridge, The Hunted

“If I was smart now, I would simply walk back the way I had come instead of proceeding forward into the face of danger. Obviously there was a part of me that had considered facing the two vânătors alone and had decided that was a good idea. Perhaps it was PMS? What other logical reason could there be for continuing on a path this ridiculously dangerous and stupid? Unless of course the only plausible explanation left was that I was in fact a total moron, with a capital M? I thought about that for a second. Nope, I just can’t see it.”
― Kristy Berridge, The Hunted

“SHIT, WAS THAT A BIT OF EYEBALL STUCK IN MY CLEAVAGE?”
― Kristy Berridge, Diary of a Teenage Zombie

“The saga of semen stained sheets continues.”
― Kristy Berridge, Diary of a Teenage Zombie