James R. Tuck > Quotes

“And vampires never sparkle unless they just ate a stripper.”
― James R. Tuck, Blood and Bullets

“Nobody should have to die to a crappy soundtrack”
― James R. Tuck, Blood and Bullets

“Women already come equipped with a core of steel fiber strength, depths of resolve a man cannot comprehend. It’s not the dynamic strength men have, all power and show. It’s a strength of endurance, fortitude. It is the strength that allows women to conceive life and to carry that life until the day it can stand on its own.”
― James R. Tuck, Blood and Silver

“Are you fighting evil tonight?...Then you are doing the Lord's work. Shut the fuck up.”
― James R. Tuck, Blood and Bullets

“A cute girl, a pissed off Were-spider, and an occult boulnty hunter carrying a small arsenal walk into a bar...

I bet this joke was gonna have one helluva punch line.”
― James R. Tuck, Spider's Lullaby

“When she passed on the ham the explanation was she was a vegetarian. Kat had asked why she was eating eggs, then, if she didn't eat meat. Smiling, she replied, "I don't kill animals for food, but I am pro-choice.”
― James R. Tuck, Blood and Bullets

“A cute girl, a pissed off Were-spider, and an occult boulnty hunter carrying a small arsenal walt into a bar...

I bet this joke was gonna have one helluva punch line.”
― James R. Tuck, Spider's Lullaby

“I also know a Were-Pomeranian named Phoebe Fluffenstuff that will gut someone with her samurai sword as casually as you would slice a pie”
― James R. Tuck

“They’re like fleas. You can’t shake them without eating the whole dog.”
― James R. Tuck, Venom: Lethal Protector Prose Novel

“Oh yeah, that’s what I do for a living: Deacon Chalk, Occult Bounty Hunter, at your service. No monster too big or too small. Have silver bullets, will travel.”
― James R. Tuck, Spider's Lullaby

“If you're dealing with a pack of werewolves I'll jump in without hesitation, but I was not getting in the middle of a pack of crazed shoppers on Black Friday”
― James R. Tuck, Special Features: A Deacon Chalk Short Story Collection

“Às vezes, é preciso ser o monstro para proteger aqueles que amamos.”
― James R. Tuck, Venom: Lethal Protector