Brad Magnarella > Quotes

“Recovering my cane, I rose to my feet and stumbled toward the lump in Taffy’s pants pocket. (Not that one, you pervs.)”
― Brad Magnarella, Grimstone

“A little advice, Snodgrass? Next time you want to crap on someone, try pulling your pants down first.”
― Brad Magnarella, Demon Moon

“A dragon scale? I had wondered what these people needed anti-aircraft guns for. That would be one explanation.”
― Brad Magnarella, Blue Wolf: The Complete Series

“So is it time to save the world?” I asked.”
― Brad Magnarella, The Prof Croft Boxset, Books 0-4

“To my right, a graying vampire with a lean undertaker’s face made a noise of interest. He looked like a creature who lured children into alleyways with promises of candy, then stared, smiling, into their dimming eyes as he strangled the life from them. His cheeks began to dimple. I”
― Brad Magnarella, Purge City

“Look, man, if there’s one thing you should’ve learned by now it’s that there’s a Croft way and a Wesson way. The Wesson way can be a little reckless, a little lawless, but it gets results.”
― Brad Magnarella, Grimstone Trilogy: The Croft & Wesson Saga

“Problems?” Rusty said. “That was worse than a horrible roll in Jumanji.”
― Brad Magnarella, Blue Wolf: The Complete Series

“Usually, that was enough. We would prevail by some combination of wits and weaponry. But now it was a matter of hoping we’d done enough while doing nothing.”
― Brad Magnarella, Blue Wolf: The Complete Series

“But it’s a part of you, and I don’t get to pick and choose which parts I love and which parts I don’t.”
― Brad Magnarella, Night Rune

“I raised the hand to my head and felt the slick skin of a leech. The creature, whose weight I had mistaken for water, extended down my back, its tail ending below my waist. Its mouth was attached to the crown of my head, sucking the life from me. I”
― Brad Magnarella, Death Mage

“tried to get comfortable, but the sofa was lumpy in all the wrong places.”
― Brad Magnarella, The Prof Croft Boxset, Books 5-8

“green glow of his computer to reclaim his bedroom, to redefine the heaps of clutter around him. He swiveled back to the blinking cursor on his TRS-80. With burning, sleep-deprived eyes, he scanned the lines of commands and responses that had delivered him to his present point, the same lines he had been staring at since late the night before. The modem clicked and hummed.”
― Brad Magnarella, You Don't Know Me

“I opened my wizard’s senses until I felt the magic moving throughout the vehicle.”
― Brad Magnarella, Black Luck

“Croft had come down to track a couple of people for me, and now he was being asked to prevent a world-ending alien invasion. Talk about mission creep.”
― Brad Magnarella, Blue Wolf: The Complete Series

“you don’t want me nodding off in there. If you’ve never heard a goblin snore, it’s a tractor convention.”
― Brad Magnarella, Angel Doom

“I lost my balance backwards. The cane tumbled out of my grasp as I slammed into the floor.”
― Brad Magnarella, The Prof Croft Boxset, Books 0-4

“I’m not much to look at? Have you seen your face lately?” “I imagine it’s as bad as it feels, but yours looks like a baboon’s ass that’s been kicked really hard.”
― Brad Magnarella, Grimstone

“One of the stalactites had fallen. Another landed in front of me and then righted itself. A dozen glowing eyes opened up and down its rocky face.”
― Brad Magnarella, The Prof Croft Boxset, Books 5-8

“Blocks away, ghouls rummaged through garbage piles. They were getting bolder, something that was going to become a problem for Mayor Lowder as eyewitness accounts increased and more New Yorkers went missing.”
― Brad Magnarella, The Prof Croft Boxset, Books 0-4

“Seems like we’re fighting every damned thing except what we came here to fight,” I muttered.”
― Brad Magnarella, Blue Wolf: The Complete Series

“My team is processing the lumina,” he said. “We’ll have an ammo delivery ready to go in the next few hours.”
― Brad Magnarella, Blue Wolf: The Complete Series

“The church in question sits on the city’s most powerful fount of ley energy. The balance of power in the city is already tipping toward darkness because of the crisis brought on by the vampires. We lose St. Martin’s, and we may never get that balance back. New York City will become a Romper Room of evil.”
― Brad Magnarella, The Prof Croft Boxset, Books 0-4

“Now that I knew what lurked in the dark corners, I was going to ensure my family could protect themselves. It wasn’t the world I wanted for them, but it was the world we’d inherited. Which meant our clan had to be more Winchester than Walton.”
― Brad Magnarella, Blue Wolf: The Complete Series

“They’d messed with the wrong dude’s wife’s shadow.”
― Brad Magnarella, Shadow Deep

“which”
― Brad Magnarella, Druid Bond

“several ropelike tendrils tightening around me. They were coming from a large stalagmite to my right, only it was no longer a stalagmite. A dozen amber eyes had opened over its rocky body. And now a goopy mouth of teeth yawned into view.”
― Brad Magnarella, Blue Wolf: The Complete Series

“Thanks, but I think I’ll forgo the celebration. We’ll have a box to open.”
― Brad Magnarella, Godly Wars

“I might have come down with something,” I said, looking over the thick hair and talons on my right hand. “And you’re taking care of it?” “Absolutely.”
― Brad Magnarella, Blue Wolf: The Complete Series

“I’m sorry,” he said. “You’ve got a lot going on, and my drama isn’t helping.”
― Brad Magnarella, Godly Wars

“I’m Father Dean,” I said. “And this is Father Sam. We come from Boston and are here by order of the Church to join Father Harland at St. Mark’s Chapel. We were told we could find him here?”
― Brad Magnarella, The Prof Croft Boxset, Books 5-8