Heidi Betts > Quotes

“It made him feel like less of a man. And given how much less of a man he’d felt the past several weeks, that was really saying something. He was surprised someone from the Man Club hadn’t come by to revoke his dick and balls.”
― Heidi Betts, Knock Me for a Loop

“. . . she jumped to her feet and hurried off, returning only seconds later with a dark brown bottle and a coffee mug that said And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.”
― Heidi Betts, The Bite Before Christmas

“You know what, Gwen?" he managed, once he'd caught his breath.

-"What?"

"I'm glad you picked me as your birthday present." -Ethan Banks”
― Heidi Betts, When the Lights Go Down

“The Howard Hughes thing hadn’t actually sounded like such a bad deal until about...oh, eight thirty-five this morning. Something about having his ex carry him to the bathroom and help him wash his balls just took all the fun out of becoming an eccentric recluse.”
― Heidi Betts, Knock Me for a Loop

“Bad enough that getting turned on when he had nothing more than a bath towel to hide it would make the condition kind of hard to miss, but getting turned on in front of his ex-fiancee was akin to smearing honey on his junk and walking into grizzly territory.”
― Heidi Betts, Knock Me for a Loop