Leanne Morgan > Quotes

“We've all had joy and heartbreak. We've all had ups and downs. I've survived mine by trying to find the funny in every situation and, eventually, having the faith that things will sort themselves out. It might take a while, but in the end, everything's going to be alright.”
― Leanne Morgan, What in the World?!: A Southern Woman's Guide to Laughing at Life's Unexpected Curveballs and Beautiful Blessings

“People might have come for the Coca-Cola machine, but they stayed for the wit.”
― Leanne Morgan, What in the World?!: A Southern Woman's Guide to Laughing at Life's Unexpected Curveballs and Beautiful Blessings

“Making people laugh was how I contributed to the greater good. It also just felt good. I loved getting a laugh and the bulletproof feeling of confidence it brought on.”
― Leanne Morgan, What in the World?!: A Southern Woman's Guide to Laughing at Life's Unexpected Curveballs and Beautiful Blessings

“He'd just sit on the couch, stretch out his long legs, and go on watching TV like an Appalachian Archie Bunker.”
― Leanne Morgan, What in the World?!: A Southern Woman's Guide to Laughing at Life's Unexpected Curveballs and Beautiful Blessings

“You are not a southern comedian. I know you've got a thick accent. But what you talk about is not southern. It's universal. That's why it works.”
― Leanne Morgan, What in the World?!: A Southern Woman's Guide to Laughing at Life's Unexpected Curveballs and Beautiful Blessings

“Made a Grown Woman Pee Herself”
― Leanne Morgan, What in the World?!: A Southern Woman's Guide to Laughing at Life's Unexpected Curveballs and Beautiful Blessings

“The most unique thing about my home was the smell. It was the one major drawback to living near a meat processing plant. Lord, it was horrible, like sage-infused death.”
― Leanne Morgan, What in the World?!: A Southern Woman's Guide to Laughing at Life's Unexpected Curveballs and Beautiful Blessings

“I can't do math. I've got many flaws. But I can tell whether someone needs attention, and I can make people laugh. Everyone has gifts, and those are mine.”
― Leanne Morgan, What in the World?!: A Southern Woman's Guide to Laughing at Life's Unexpected Curveballs and Beautiful Blessings

“You can lose money, a job, your house- and especially your teenage metabolism and collagen. But no one and nothing can take away your relationship with God.”
― Leanne Morgan, What in the World?!: A Southern Woman's Guide to Laughing at Life's Unexpected Curveballs and Beautiful Blessings