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“It would be either a very skilled or very unwise man to steal from an assassin.” - Taliesin”
Sabrina Zbasnik, Dwarves in Space
“I’ve always wondered though,” Orn mused aloud, “what does God need with a starship?”
“Are you going to make that stupid quip every time we pass a missionary ship?”
“Until they learn a new position.”
Sabrina Zbasnik
“Orcs do not have enemies.” Monde tried to search for the proper term, “We have…adversaries.”
“Isn’t that the same thing?”
“Depends on who’s winning the war.”
Sabrina Zbasnik
“I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because I want to know how many goats I'm worth.”
Sabrina Zbasnik
“They worried to an excessive degree about getting gender correct, as if elves gave a shit. Humans could keep their concerns about everyone’s genitalia to themselves.”
Sabrina Zbasnik
“Sarcasm is a great stupidity detector.”
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“This is no laughing matter, the man is also a close relation to the Emperor."

"How close?"

"I believe they are already drawing lots to see who gets to dangle your intestines from the city flag pole," Cosimo glared at Matteus, but even the threat of draw and quartering rolled off his massive back like a duck in water.”
Sabrina Zbasnik, Pre-TerraFae
“I am magicking as fast as I can!” - Gwydion”
Sabrina Zbasnik, TerraFae
“Rap un zeal' Demon within. I might as well put up a giant 'Come and Get Eaten' sign for the good those warning runes do.”
Sabrina Zbasnik, And They Lived: A Short Story Anthology
“ORN!” Variel shouted.
“Yeah yeah, kill us all. I got it,” the dwarf grumbled.”
Sabrina Zbasnik, Dwarves in Space
“We are being fired upon.”

“By what?”

“A ham sandwich.”
Sabrina Zbasnik, Dwarves in Space
“It looks like you are trying to escape utter annihilation. Would you like some assistance?” - WEST”
Sabrina Zbasnik, Dwarves in Space
“Gods take whoever designed this crawlspace and jam them inside a sardine can. Then put that sardine can inside a pill box and shoot both into a black hole. Ugh, and I am having a very long discussion with Orn and his habit of throwing old candy sticks through the grates!”
Sabrina Zbasnik, Dwarves in Space

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