Michael Dahl > Quotes

“not.”
― Michael Dahl, The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers

“our”
― Michael Dahl, The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers

“What did the princess say while she waited for her photos to come back from the store?
“Some day my prints will come!”
― Michael Dahl, The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers

“His eyes had changed color. They were no longer brown. Instead, they looked huge and golden. The eyes reminded him of a nightmare he’d had many times. In the dream, he turned into a giant black dragon. The nightmare dragon had burning yellow eyes.”
― Michael Dahl, Dawn of the Dragons

“Aberystwyth,”
― Michael Dahl, The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers

“bowed”
― Michael Dahl, Troll Hunters

“The Great and Powerful Theopolis didn't look so powerful now, lounging on his couch with potato chip crumbs on his chin.”
― Michael Dahl, The Assistant Vanishes!

“Looks just like a monkey.”
― Michael Dahl, The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers

“A NEW AGE OF DRAGONS IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. THE POWERFUL CREATURES WILL RETURN TO RULE THE WORLD ONCE MORE, BUT THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT. THIS TIME, THEY WILL HAVE ALLIES. WHO WILL HELP THEM? AROUND THE WORLD, SOME YOUNG HUMANS ARE MAKING A STRANGE DISCOVERY. THEY ARE LEARNING THAT THEY WERE BORN WITH DRAGON BLOOD — BLOOD THAT GIVES THEM AMAZING POWERS.”
― Michael Dahl, Dawn of the Dragons

“What was the world's first computer?
An Apple. Eve gave one to Adam.”
― Michael Dahl, The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers