Andy Thomas > Quotes

“The complexion of Hell is composed of individual annoyances that nicked away at the very core of each person when they were alive. Did you have road rage before you arrived? Then for five hours in Hell you would be forced to sit in traffic, inching towards a destination that you would never reach and would always be late for.”
― Andy Thomas, Hell is in New Jersey

“In Hell, there is a lot of waiting. You wait to be tortured, you wait to be screamed at and sometimes you wait just to wait, all the while still feeling that anxious annoyance that people feel when waiting in line at the DMV.”
― Andy Thomas, Hell is in New Jersey

“Don't you think being in love with a girl you've never talked to is a little strange? Like way stranger than my situation? I mean, my infatuation is based purely on booze, sure, but, yours is based on... well, nothing.”
― Andy Thomas