Alvin Atwater > Quotes

“Last time on the Anime Trope System, Clyde and Team Stone dealt with one of their biggest problems yet: an unexpected and uncalled for visit from the Punishment Squad. Group Eight, known as one of the most reckless and destructive divisions, was sent to conduct an investigation concerning Venus’s appearance and other major figures involving themselves with the Stone, possibly illegally. Haruko, captain of Group Eight, had other plans. His disobedience of Atlas’s orders brought Team Stone to the brink of death. But… Even when they’re overmatched, Team Stone should never be underestimated. Pushed to the edge, they fought back with strength that could only be awakened with backs to the wall. Unfortunately, there was still a loss, a casualty. Showing her love for the first time, Amaterasu took a blast from a Punisher’s attack that would’ve surely killed Melody and anyone near her. Her sacrifice didn’t go in vain. Through the power of friendship…”
― Alvin Atwater, The Anime Trope System: Stone vs. Viper, #16

“How were you able to summon a Punisher?” Harumi asked Clyde as they rounded another corner, carefully maneuvering around monster civilians. “He was actually nearby,” Clyde said. “In Stone Mode, I can compel some Punishers. I decided since Su Yang would only serve to fuck us over, I invited him.” “Any particular reason why you didn’t compel that Punisher captain asshole?” Harumi asked. “Plot,” Clyde said, his eyes seeming to be looking at something unseen. “What?” Harumi asked. “His mental state made it impossible to compel,” Clyde quickly said. He thought of how Vegeta was unable to be controlled by Majin Buu due to sheer willpower. “He wore no band like the others, simply because he couldn’t be controlled. A hothead.” “Oh,” Harumi said. “Seeing how he just wouldn’t stay down, I can see why.”
― Alvin Atwater, The Anime Trope System: Stone vs. Viper, #16

“The answer hit the young man like… like… Truck-kun.”
― Alvin Atwater, The Anime Trope System: Stone vs. Viper #15

“[Juro’s passive, Ugly Old Bastard Protection, increased his HP to 200%.]”
― Alvin Atwater, The Anime Trope System: Stone vs. Viper #13

“You can feel the waves of the most foul fucking evil aura pouring off this book.”
― Alvin Atwater, The Anime Trope System: Stone vs. Viper #15

“Myriad gave Dark the finger. Natalia, knowing no better, imitated her. “Don’t bully Myr Myr,” the loli-witch said. “Baka chuuni.” “That kid just flipped me off,” Dark said, then laughed. “I was flipped off by a loli. Awesome. I mean, you will reap the day you insulted the great lord of the dark. When I take over this world, you’ll be my footstool. Well, maybe not.” Clyde could tell he attempted an FBI check, but Tetra was already giving him the look.”
― Alvin Atwater, The Anime Trope System: Stone vs. Viper, #16

“Zilum’s yell was muffled, his face submerged in the shattered road. “Too weak,” Matsume said. “You’re nowhere near as strong as the Punishment Squad. I bet your goddess won’t give you hell insurance. Now.” She actually picked him up and did the upward anime punch that sent the entity flying. Clyde couldn’t believe the sparkle actually showed up in the sky.”
― Alvin Atwater, The Anime Trope System: Stone vs. Viper, #16

“[Quest: Humble Thou Princess, Part 3. Good luck!]”
― Alvin Atwater, The Heavenly Serpent: Rise of the Cheat Potion Maker 5

“Unknown city… Stupidly expensive hotel… Aunder’s room…”
― Alvin Atwater, The Anime Trope System: Stone vs. Viper, #16

“life granted to me. Build and progress my own projects so that they’ll actually help people. Maybe make me a little gold on the side.”
― Alvin Atwater, The Lord Ruler

“Beakwing turned to him. “Greetings, Master’s Buddy, Wolverine, Mistress’s Lovey Cuddle Muffin, Woofy.” The griffin bowed. “And worthy foe. My duties are to Master Nate, Mistress Milia, and to the strengthening of this land. When the master needs me, I will be ready. I will be ready before he even steps out here and looks at me. My protection extends to his newest human disciple, Harmony, and to anyone he takes in.” Wolverine howled in approval. “Good. I hope the next disciple our master takes will be as capable as you.” Beakwing laughed. “I don’t deserve such kind words. I must prove myself when the time comes, even for the smallest things Master or Mistress asks of me.” Wolverine nodded. “Naturally, I agree with you. We’ll make them so proud, they’ll shower us with treats and belly rubs.” Beakwing hopped up in excitement, tail wagging. “Belly rubs! I love belly rubs! I love pats too.” “They are the way of life, my friend,” Wolverine said. “But like many golden rewards, they must be earned.” Beakwing bowed. “Thank you for your wisdom, Master’s Buddy, Wolverine, Mistress’s Lovey Cuddle Muffin, Woofy.” Wolverine barked once in approval. “You’re always welcome, new friend. We will defy the heavens in the master and mistress’s names! It is always a pleasure to hear common goals, Disciple Beakwing Wingy. May you earn your title through honor and perseverance!”
― Alvin Atwater, Rise of the Cheat Potion Maker #1

“That kid just flipped me off,” Dark said, then laughed. “I was flipped off by a loli. Awesome. I mean, you will reap the day you insulted the great lord of the dark. When I take over this world, you’ll be my footstool. Well, maybe not.” Clyde could tell he attempted an FBI check, but Tetra was already giving him the look. Dark sighed. “Never mind. Let’s get the lizard in the clink.” Alice gave Natalia a nice dose of paper fan. “Ow!” Natalia said. “Harumi—” “Don’t make such a gesture again,” Alice said. “It’s crude and beneath you. Unless you want to grow up to be an ugly savage.” “I’m not an ugly savage,” Natalia whined, eyes teary. “Good,” Alice said. “No more middle fingers.” When Alice turned around, Natalia flipped her off and stuck her tongue out. Clyde involuntarily burst into laughter, Airi with him. Harumi sighed. Alice, taking the hint, caught the loli with telekinesis. “Pardon me, while I take this one to see Grandmother,” Alice said with a nice Gin smile on her face. Natalia looked terrified. “Onii-chan, help! Harumi! Alice is bullying me.” But no matter how hard the loli tried, she couldn’t break from Alice’s telekinetic hold. Holy shit. Tear was now holding on to Natalia’s golden staff. “I’m almost sad to miss that spanking,” Tear said, then covered her mouth, faking shame.”
― Alvin Atwater, The Anime Trope System: Stone vs. Viper, #16

“[You received 5 Free Points! Total free points: 26.] [Quest: Wand Shopping! Purchase a wand or staff. Reward: Free Points. This quest is mandatory and cannot be refused.] Knowing the consequences could be abyssal hell demons or worse,”
― Alvin Atwater, The Pinnacle of Power, Volume 1

“And with one bitch slap, the assassin became a plane.”
― Alvin Atwater, The Anime Trope System: Stone vs. Viper #13

“Damn humanity and its kinks.”
― Alvin Atwater, The Lord Ruler

“For such kindness, I will give you the requested information and one of my feathers. You will need to find a dwarf to properly forge it into a bow of starlight metal. Afterward, find someone to give it the essence arrow enchantment. Each arrow fired will have the power to neutralize fiend energy.” Then press C was a dumb thought I slapped away.”
― Alvin Atwater, The Heavenly Serpent: Rise of the Cheat Potion Maker 5

“yippee ki yay, motherfucker.”
― Alvin Atwater, The Anime Trope System: Stone vs. Viper #15

“Welcome to my world,” Natalia said. “Well… we slept tog—” “The FBI continues to search for the degenerate suspect,” echoed the news from the living room’s TV.”
― Alvin Atwater, The Anime Trope System: Stone vs. Viper #15

“Bacon Potion: Item class: bizarre.”
― Alvin Atwater, The Anime Trope System: Stone vs. Viper, #16

“Myriad gave Dark the finger. Natalia, knowing no better, imitated her.”
― Alvin Atwater, The Anime Trope System: Stone vs. Viper, #16