M.H. Foster > Quotes

“Goats,” I said with a shrug. “They’ll eat anything.” “That was a three-hundred-gold-crown precision instrument!” “Should’ve made it goat-proof then.”
― M.H. Foster, Demon Overlord's Retirement Plan

“Blisters. Me. The Being who’d once arm-wrestled the concept of Entropy itself to a draw.”
― M.H. Foster, Demon Overlord's Retirement Plan

“If the armies of humanity had been even half as organized as the villagers of Lower Middleton when it came to festivities during their crusades against me”
― M.H. Foster, Demon Overlord's Retirement Plan

“What demon would possibly spend countless hours in a room stuffed with holy relics? One that enjoyed a tan”
― M.H. Foster, Love, Politics, and Other Acts of War

“Alright,” I said. Also ale was tasty. If there was ever going to be peace between Demons”
― M.H. Foster, Demon Overlord's Retirement Plan

“That night”
― M.H. Foster, Demon Overlord's Retirement Plan