M.H. Foster > Quotes

“Goats,” I said with a shrug. “They’ll eat anything.” “That was a three-hundred-gold-crown precision instrument!” “Should’ve made it goat-proof then.”
― M.H. Foster, Demon Overlord's Retirement Plan

“Like the air before lightning, but backward. Like honey that remembers being poison.”
― M.H. Foster, Love, Politics, and Other Acts of War

“Blisters. Me. The Being who’d once arm-wrestled the concept of Entropy itself to a draw.”
― M.H. Foster, Demon Overlord's Retirement Plan

“He constantly repeated that “the children are our future,” which is all fine, except the fool actually meant it!”
― M.H. Foster, Love, Politics, and Other Acts of War

“My head snapped up. What in the name of me was going on?”
― M.H. Foster, Band of Others

“When you’re older, you’ll understand the satisfaction of a well-organized root cellar.”
― M.H. Foster, Demon Overlord's Retirement Plan

“If the armies of humanity had been even half as organized as the villagers of Lower Middleton when it came to festivities during their crusades against me”
― M.H. Foster, Demon Overlord's Retirement Plan

“What demon would possibly spend countless hours in a room stuffed with holy relics? One that enjoyed a tan”
― M.H. Foster, Love, Politics, and Other Acts of War

“Alright,” I said. Also ale was tasty. If there was ever going to be peace between Demons”
― M.H. Foster, Demon Overlord's Retirement Plan

“That night”
― M.H. Foster, Demon Overlord's Retirement Plan

“Maybe sometimes my actions could be considered snooping”
― M.H. Foster, Demon Overlord's Retirement Plan