James B. Wood > Quotes

“happened so frequently on our car journeys, that we have finally decided that children know nothing about anything, (and especially their bathroom requirements), and that we should just stop if we think we need to ask them for advice.”
― James B Wood, Ascot to Argelès: Drive on the right, with kids in tow...

“only so many baby-wipes you can carry in a car and one small child with one small chocolate biscuit equals half a box of baby wipes.”
― James B Wood, Ascot to Argelès: Drive on the right, with kids in tow...