Mike Bove > Quotes

“The good characters in my book are loosely based on folks I know. All the bad stuff is made up.”
― Mike Bove, Willowtree A Bruce DelReno Mystery

“Bruce chooses the dead bodies he finds very carefully. They never have young kids.”
― Mike Bove, Willowtree A Bruce DelReno Mystery

“If I had to think it over for weeks and take a vote on it, I'd not bomb anyone.”
― Mike Bove

“I served on a jury recently. We got hung; we were 6 vs 6.”
― Mike Bove

“When I was a student I spent a lot of time in the library. That's where the books and smart girls were.”
― Mike Bove

“Did you know they don’t have golden arches at the McDonald’s in Sedona? Only McDonald’s in the world without golden ones? They’re teal.”
― Mike Bove, Willowtree

“When I was a kid…We believed it was butter, and we drank whole milk.
Now, coffee, cheese, flour, oil, sugar, salt, beer, and ice cream are bad for us, and we should eat foods that are improved, no-fat, lo-cal, lite, organic, unsaturated, decaffeinated, artificial, or taste awful, and contain enough dyes and preservatives to look appetizing and last a long time in their pretty packaging that is 43% of their retail cost figuring in advertising.”
― Mike Bove

“An old guy was asked if he had ever googled himself. Probably not computer literate, he answered: “Of course, we all did, but we didn’t call it that.”
― Mike Bove, Willowtree