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“mother asked as I reached the top of the stairs. “Nothing,” I said. I shook my head and was sure to keep my eyes on the ground. If I would’ve looked up at her, I surely would have exploded into a sobbing heap. “Are you sure?” She put her arm around me. “What’s wrong with Ricky?” my father asked. He was still trying to get his tie tied and he had his tooth brush sticking out of his mouth.”
― Bunnyzilla
― Bunnyzilla
“Cause it’s like wicked important. If we’re seen or heard this plan becomes no bueno, and then we have to resort to your plan. And that would probably be a big flop too. Because if life has taught me one thing it’s that negotiating with an angry crazy person is the only thing more difficult than negotiating with a happy crazy person.” “So, that’s it? We sneak around the Cove and try to find our cake before the Cake Captors and Cray Cray find us? That sounds just as weak”
― Gertrude Takes The Cake
― Gertrude Takes The Cake
“me up and make it impossible for me to get on the train to the North Pole. But I’d made it through the day and they hadn’t shown up so far as I could tell.”
― The Christmas Mix Up
― The Christmas Mix Up
“comfortable, hoping that she would have an empty mouth”
― Gertrude Takes The Cake
― Gertrude Takes The Cake
“Once,” Gertrude said. “It would turn 500 million years old exactly one time. Actually, if you wish to get all philosophical about things, we could say that it really doesn’t matter what you’re talking about — an island, a country, an animal, a human — they only turn each age one time.” “Are you finished?” Starlight said, sounding annoyed. Gertrude decided to let it go. “Yes,” Gertrude said. “Sorry.”
― Gertrude Takes The Cake
― Gertrude Takes The Cake
“picked on me about. But in moments like”
― The Trip of a Lifetime
― The Trip of a Lifetime
“With that I left and headed upstairs to”
― Coby Collins
― Coby Collins
“Mr. Whiskers,”
― Bunnyzilla
― Bunnyzilla
“The final piece of the seat belt came loose and Jake went falling to the ground, teeth barely missing his head.”
― Books for Kids: 18 Full Length Books for Kids Ages 8-12: Kids Chapter Book, Kids Fantasy Book, Kids Mystery Book, Kids Funny Book, Kids Free Stories, Kids Free Book, Ages 6-8, 7-9, 8-10, 9-12
― Books for Kids: 18 Full Length Books for Kids Ages 8-12: Kids Chapter Book, Kids Fantasy Book, Kids Mystery Book, Kids Funny Book, Kids Free Stories, Kids Free Book, Ages 6-8, 7-9, 8-10, 9-12
“leaned over and whispered to Aiden, “How long do you think he’s been in there?” Aiden answered without giving it much thought. “It’s difficult to tell. Based on the rot and decomposition along the jaw line, I’d say maybe a few months. But don’t quote me on that.” I looked hard at the torn skin and exposed bone. There was no way Aiden was right. This one had been in there much longer than a couple of months. In fact, it wouldn’t have surprised me if our tour guide let us know that this particular zombie was the first zombie to ever be held in captivity and put on display. Looking along the edge of the guard rail that separated us from the ‘State of the Art’ Zombie display at the zoo, I couldn’t help but think that there wasn’t a whole lot separating us from the flesh eating lot. And that if they somehow managed to get out of the ten foot deep pit they were in, it would be utter terror and devastation for the rest of us. The part that was most frightening was that the pit was completely open on the top. No barrier at all. None. I raised my hand and asked the tour guide, “How do you know we’re safe?” He took a second, startled that anybody would even dare ask such a question. He hoisted his belt buckle above his overly extended belly and gave the lapels of his coat a quick jerk before answering. “Son, this here display was designed completely with safety in mind. The pit has been measured precisely and this guard rail is completely reinforced with the strongest steel mesh imaginable. Not to mention the concrete barrier has been poured to triple the required thickness.” He gave a quick snort and nervously touched his hand to his name tag, giving it a quick downward tug before finishing his response. “So you see, it’s quite safe.” Everyone nodded, showing their approval at the guide’s explanation. But not me. I looked over the edge of the enclosure, staring at the collection of zombies that were gathered below. They looked up at me, making eye contact with their cold, blue eyes. There must’ve been ten or fifteen of them. One of them jumped up, attempting to climb out of the pit, its finger tips just missing the top of the super thick concrete wall. I felt a chill go up my spine. The thought of one of them managing to get loose gave me a quick shudder as we moved on with the tour, in the direction of the lions. “Are you okay?” Aiden asked, sunflower seeds sticking to his lips as he attempted to spit them out on the ground. He spat and sputtered for a few seconds before he realized I was looking at him. “What?” He asked. “I’m fine.” “You are a lot of things Darren. But fine is not one of them.” He was right. I hated it when he was right. “Alright, you got me. I’m a little nervous, that’s all.”
― Do Not Feed the Zombies
― Do Not Feed the Zombies
“exaggerating”
― Gertrude Takes The Cake
― Gertrude Takes The Cake
“GRADE SCHOOL SUPER HERO: THE COMPLETE TRILOGY THE COMPLETE TRILOGY”
― Books for Kids: 18 Full Length Books for Kids Ages 8-12: Kids Chapter Book, Kids Fantasy Book, Kids Mystery Book, Kids Funny Book, Kids Free Stories, Kids Free Book, Ages 6-8, 7-9, 8-10, 9-12
― Books for Kids: 18 Full Length Books for Kids Ages 8-12: Kids Chapter Book, Kids Fantasy Book, Kids Mystery Book, Kids Funny Book, Kids Free Stories, Kids Free Book, Ages 6-8, 7-9, 8-10, 9-12
“attached”
― Coby Collins
― Coby Collins
“early”
― Zack and Zebo: Book One
― Zack and Zebo: Book One
