Jill Kargman > Quotes

“When I married Mr. Right, I didn’t realize his first name was ALWAYS.”
― Jill Kargman

“Too bad my effing husband couldn't keep his very hungry caterpillar in his pants.”
― Jill Kargman, The Ex-Mrs. Hedgefund

“wisecracks about my wheelchair drag racing, they all said they were happy to see I was still joking around.”
― Jill Kargman, Sometimes I Feel Like a Nut: Essays and Observations From An Odd Mom Out

“month after our lunch at Sant Ambroeus. I blurted it out so loud in Orsay”
― Jill Kargman, The Ex-Mrs. Hedgefund: A Novel

“My imagination is a burden sometimes.”
― Jill Kargman, The Ex-Mrs. Hedgefund