Joe Rogan > Quotes

“If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.”
― Joe Rogan

“Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal.”
― Joe Rogan

“When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.”
― Joe Rogan

“After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.”
― Joe Rogan

“This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.”
― Joe Rogan

“I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.”
― Joe Rogan

“To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.”
― Joe Rogan

“The universe rewards hustle.”
― Joe Rogan

“You only regret the workouts you didn’t do.”
― Joe Rogan

“I stopped using twitter because it's like a bunch of mental patients throwing shit at each other.”
― Joe Rogan

“Imagine being a poor person and you find out that the Queen who literally does nothing is making 100 million dollars in a year.”
― Joe Rogan

“Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.”
― Joe Rogan

“When you're out there living in the fucking jungle, you want a tiny dick with a pee-hole so small that one of those ball eating fish can't swim up there and eat your ball sack out from inside.”
― Joe Rogan, I Thought I Was Supposed to Be the High One

“Greatness and madness are next door neighbors and they often borrow each other's sugar.”
― Joe Rogan

“Haters are all failures. It’s 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.”
― Joe Rogan

“You don't want to just be a consumer, you want to be a participant.”
― Joe Rogan