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“You don't know what a bad day is until you wake up after a three-day drunk and find out a trap spider built its nest in your asshole.”
― How to Beg for Cigarettes
― How to Beg for Cigarettes
“Some people talk like a fish with a paper asshole; whatever they say just doesn't hold water.”
― How to Beg for Cigarettes
― How to Beg for Cigarettes
“If you don't like the smell of Christmas trees, get the hula girls; they smell like coconuts.”
― How to Beg for Cigarettes
― How to Beg for Cigarettes
