Jonas Eriksson > Quotes

“Don't write to sell, write to tell.”
― Jonas Eriksson

“Be the kind of person who catches the shit before it hits the fan, not the one who scrapes it off afterwards.”
― Jonas Eriksson, The Wake-Up Call

“Believe in human beings - not all are good, but deep down all can be. But that doesn't mean you need to hang around crappy people and try to turn them around.”
― Jonas Eriksson

“You are so beautiful, I could eat you,” he said.
And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.
And he could eat her.”
― Jonas Eriksson, Everyday Psychopaths

“Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work.
And killing people.”
― Jonas Eriksson, Everyday Psychopaths

“You sick bastard,” she said.
“Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied.”
― Jonas Eriksson, Everyday Psychopaths

“He’s always overly dressed which makes him look stiff – like he wants to do taxes, not women.”
― Jonas Eriksson, The Wake-Up Call

“Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future.”
― Jonas Eriksson

“If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones.”
― Jonas Eriksson

“My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in.”
― Jonas Eriksson

“Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.”
― Jonas Eriksson

“My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of your door because you won’t get in.”
― Jonas Eriksson

“He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.”
― Jonas Eriksson, Everyday Psychopaths

“You have really nice teeth,” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.”
― Jonas Eriksson, Everyday Psychopaths

“I want to employ tough people, people who know what they want and how to get it. Virgins must have a pretty poor track record of that.”
― Jonas Eriksson, The Wake-Up Call

“The only thing which really seemed to pay off in life, if you went by Mary Pedersen's example, was sleeping with your superiors.”
― Jonas Eriksson, Everyday Psychopaths

“The first clear thought I have is that I have to stop thinking with my penis. It always points me into trouble.”
― Jonas Eriksson, The Wake-Up Call

“I have no excuse, neither real nor invented so I let my platinum express do the talking instead.”
― Jonas Eriksson, The Wake-Up Call

“There is one word I can’t stand and it’s ASAP and that’s not even a word.”
― Jonas Eriksson

“Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.”
― Jonas Eriksson, The Wake-Up Call

“Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat.”
― Jonas Eriksson, Hollywood Ass.

“I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT MY HAIR!?”
― Jonas Eriksson, Everyday Psychopaths

“The hotel is not happy with me breaking a 2000-dollar TV. For a second I feel like a rock star, but that’s just a second because then I feel like a psycho again.”
― Jonas Eriksson, The Wake-Up Call

“It’s not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy.”
― Jonas Eriksson, Hollywood Ass.