Michael Logan > Quotes

“Humans did far worse things to each other than demons could dream up.”
― Michael Logan, Wannabes

“My reputation had indeed preceded me, and for the millionth time, I told myself I should try to be less of a smartass.”
― Michael Logan, Hell's Detective

“Oh, those hateful sods will never make it to Heaven. They’re all on an express elevator to the gay spit-roast dungeon in Hell. Within five minutes of kicking the bucket, they’ll have demon balls swollen with fiery spunk slapping off their shapeless chins.”
― Michael Logan, Wannabes

“Tim scratched his nose with the electronic pointer he’d forgotten to use and recoiled as the laser shone into his eye.”
― Michael Logan, World War Moo

“I smoked five joints one evening and ended up wetting myself where I sat because I couldn’t summon up the enthusiasm to go to the toilet. And it felt amazing.”
― Michael Logan, World War Moo

“Yes indeed. I laid out five thousand bucks for my membership last year and only got to play once before those goddamn zombies shut down the country.”
― Michael Logan, World War Moo

“I wondered if God was up there, watching and disapproving of the savagery being carried out in the name of entertainment. If so, it seemed a bit rich. If humankind truly was made in his image, then all this was his damn fault.”
― Michael Logan, Hell's Detective

“Virginity was only a burden if you entertained serious notions of the relief you would feel upon getting the three-hundred-pound gorilla off your back. Once you acknowledged you would be carrying it around for the rest of your life, you stopped noticing your spine was concertinaed under the weight.”
― Michael Logan, World War Moo

“I’m just going to sit here and starve quietly. In fact, I might suffocate myself.” Lesley plunged her head into the mud. Jack”
― Michael Logan, World War Moo

“My reflected features emerged: hollow cheeks and sunken eyes, sucked-in lips, and furrowed brow. It was a face excavated of all hope, a black mirror of my soul, my very own Picture of Dorian Gray.”
― Michael Logan, Hell's Detective

“I’m just going to sit here and starve quietly. In fact, I might suffocate myself.” Lesley plunged her head into the mud. Jack pulled her up. “Stop fucking about.”
― Michael Logan, World War Moo

“He’d often thought that life would be much easier if women’s nipples swelled in the same proportions as penises when their dander was up. Even he wouldn’t be able to miss the signal of long nipple fingers pointing him out as the object of desire.”
― Michael Logan, World War Moo

“I’m just going to sit here and starve quietly. In fact, I might suffocate myself.” Lesley plunged her head into the”
― Michael Logan, World War Moo