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“Do you believe in destiny? I don’t, especially when good things happen to people I hate. Then again, when good things happen to people I love, I usually end up hating them for their success in the long run anyway. So maybe that’s destiny.”
Tyler Stoddard Smith, Whore Stories: A Revealing History of the World's Oldest Profession
“kids keep having sex in those little “Smart” cars—I’ve seen it myself—and I think it spells future spinal trouble.”
Tyler Stoddard Smith, Whore Stories: A Revealing History of the World's Oldest Profession

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