Kevin J. Kennedy > Quotes

“And I know about you’re condition.”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, Vampires

“radiate the heat even stronger.”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, The Horror Collection: Emerald Edition

“He was wearing a tight thermal shirt and a toboggan”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, Vampires

“sealed by hand and delivered with the humility and the discrepancy of the lower class.”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, The Horror Collection: Yellow Edition

“In my peripheral, I saw the two of them exchange a look that said:”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, The Horror Collection: Black Edition

“The dog was big — well over a hundred pounds”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, The Horror Collection: Ruby Edition

“You did it,” he said with feigned breaths.”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, Vampires

“The sleet outside picked up, peppering the canvas tent like a drumhead. A beep punctuated brief static as a walkie-talkie came to life. “Siobhán, do you read?”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, Collected Christmas Horror Shorts IV

“It felt like what I remembered happy to feel like.”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, The Horror Collection: Black Edition

“But Plato and Aristotle taught there was a fifth, ethereal element”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, The Horror Collection: Gold Edition

“Gerry was trying so hard to sound tough. Nonplussed. In control.”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, The Horror Collection: Extreme Edition

“At an age when boys, drinking, and generally having fun were on her mind, Miranda felt being a 'good' Christian was too much of a gamble to miss out on the kind of teenage adventures which shape our lives.”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, The Horror Collection: Sapphire Edition

“We’re not monsters Shaun. We do what we need to so we can survive, just like you do, just like any form of life does.”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, Vampires

“the exorbitant chandelier.”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, The Horror Collection: Sinister Edition

“Last name, Van Helsing, first name Abraham.”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, Vampires

“Just so you know, your fence is stale.” “It’s not stale. It’s made from rice flour.” “Yuck! I wouldn’t have eaten it if I had known.”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, 100 Word Horrors Part 2

“This time Comet and Donner were gone.”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, Collected Christmas Horror Shorts IV

“He tossed his big, fluffy, red sack into the passenger seat and saddled up beside it. As he took the reins in his hand, the smell of reindeer farts filled his nose and lungs. The old hag always fed them a protein-rich meal the night before to ensure they had the strength to pull his lard ass around the entire world. "Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now Prancer and Vixen! On Comet! On Cupid! On Donner and Blitzen!”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, Collected Christmas Horror Shorts

“This home is healthy… Gluten-free. Low-fat. Low sugar. No corn syrup.”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, 100 Word Horrors Part 2

“Maybe it was a wasp or hornet. Tick, tick, tick, tick. It sounded like something was walking up the wall on tiny, delicate hooves.”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, The Horror Collection: Monster Edition

“Police officer: His body. Floating in the lake, Rebecca. Covered with the same knife wounds we found all over Kelsey.”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, The Horror Collection: Black Edition

“Joe had serious anger and narcissistic issues;”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, The Horror Collection: Emerald Edition

“He’s either gonna have a dad who said he wanted to do things, or a dad who did them.”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, Inside the Indie Horror World

“The lights flickered and went out, one by one, but still he could see. See what was coming at him down the corridor that was now as narrow and inescapable as a coffin buried six feet below. It was not the drifting ghost he expected or the shambling corpse, but both and neither. A jerking, spasmodic marionette, deranged and surreal, backlit by a dirty yellow illumination. A stark, ghastly figure in fast motion, head whipping from side to side, limbs twitching…like an image sped up on film with every second or third frame removed so that its locomotion was disconnected and intermittent, a strobing and insane animation.”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, The Horror Collection: Lost Edition

“Can't you see it? He's got us all FOOLED! Santa is just an anagram for Satan!”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, Collected Christmas Horror Shorts

“felt like a trudge through a pissed off walk-in freezer.”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, Vampires

“Hey, how is a divorce like a hand grenade?”  I ask. He shrugs. “You pull off the ring and your whole house is gone.”
― Kevin J. Kennedy, 100 Word Horrors 3