John Meany > Quotes

“Keith’s carcass lying in the desert beside a cactus being devoured by ravenous vultures. The big black birds had plucked his eyeballs out of Keith’s skull and were feasting on his flesh.”
― John Meany, In The Fog

“He was tempted to put a wad of Kleenex in her mouth, to get her to shut up.”
― John Meany, In The Fog

“impressive cleavage.”
― John Meany, In The Fog

“No More Pencils, No More Books, No more Teacher’s Dirty Looks!”
― John Meany, In The Fog

“showing off in front of hot chicks.”
― John Meany, In The Fog

“Terror On The Ski Slope”
― John Meany, The Bad Lady