F. Gardner > Quotes

“You know, for someone who's about to get lobotomized, you seem pretty excited.”
― F. Gardner, Call of the Cherokee

“I've never understood how martial arts aren't more popular. Especially here in the states. There's countless fanatics for Football, Basketball and other stuff here. Yet martial arts are considered a niche interest. Throwing a ball through a hoop is supposed to be more interesting than watching two trained fighters compete against one another? Ridiculous.” ​”
― F. Gardner, Call of the Kappa

“Johnny had absolutely no clue, if this man was friend or foe, but he had an aching feeling he was about to find out.”
― F. Gardner, Call of the Cherokee

“Correct a wise man, and he learns a lesson. Correct a fool, and he only leaves a flea in your ear.”
― F. Gardner, Call of the Kappa

“Hey Pete...are you wearing cologne?” Johnny asks.”
― F. Gardner, Call of the Cherokee

“They were all calling him ignorant, which is hypocritical because most of the people posting consider themselves to be open minded about psychedelics. If only they would apply the same open-mindedness toward flat earth.”
― F. Gardner

“That he really is a Kappa...a Tengu...or whatever sort of demon it is.”
― F. Gardner, Call of the Kappa

“At the bottom on the note was a signature that read “The Kappa.”
― F. Gardner, Call of the Kappa

“Although the sight of the man was imposing, Eddie didn't fear him. He understood well, that this was one of the good guys. More than a good guy. Commander Chrono, was the main mascot of the video game. The hero, who leads humanity to victory against the Reptilians.”
― F. Gardner, Reptilian Odyssey

“The woman's name? Heather.”
― F. Gardner, Call of the Cherokee

“It is said that The Kappa, would challenge martial artists as its prey. If defeated, water would spill from out of the top of its head” the text reads. “So, it's like the Kool-Aid Man?”
― F. Gardner, Call of the Kappa

“​When the boys had heard the cackling on the first floor, they were anxious. They feared the unknown and suspected the figure in the mall could be dangerous. It wasn't the same degree of fear, as the dread they were experiencing now. It was much more intense.”
― F. Gardner, Reptilian Odyssey

“Ahhh!” Max yells. His cry was as grim as a death knell. Because that's essentially what it was.”
― F. Gardner, Reptilian Odyssey

“He was kind of weird...but he didn't exactly seem threatening.”
― F. Gardner, Call of the Arcade

“​The overcoat wasn't just any coat. It was a trench coat, to be specific. In addition to the trench coat, he had a hat on. An old fashioned hat, atop his head. The kind one could expect to see a character wearing in an old gangster movie. An old, worn out fedora.”
― F. Gardner, Call of the Cherokee

“It never crossed my mind to try unwinding by going to a haunted house in the middle of the summer, though”
― F. Gardner, Call of the Kappa

“NIck N. JAckson. NINJA. It's like you were hiding in plain sight” Arnold observed.”
― F. Gardner, Call of the Kappa

“his fallen confederate.”
― F. Gardner, Call of the Cherokee