J. V. Simms > Quotes

“Aww, we’re not even going to say goodbye, Titania whined. I hate all that mysterious-wanderer stuff. Getting credit and receiving thanks makes me feel pretty good! Can’t we at least see some of the smiles on the faces of the children? “The faces of the children who now get to grow up with the immense mental trauma of having seen their friends and family slowly eaten alive by some hideous thing?” Everly asked pointedly.”
― J. V. Simms, By the Sword: A World Conquest Isekai

“Superman has the same problem that Goku does,” Nev said contemptuously. “Dude can throw a planet into the sun, but he can’t win an argument with his wife.”
― J. V. Simms, By the Sword: A World Conquest Isekai

“If love were a prescribed medication, then the list of side effects that they’d have to quickly mention at the end of the advertisement would be comically large. Warning: Stop feeling love and contact a mental health professional immediately if you feel the following: jealousy, insecurity, irrationality, anger, depression, euphoria, an urge to kill, an urge for suicide, happiness, an inability to feel happiness, a desire for expressive language, an inability to express yourself with language, et cetera”
― J. V. Simms, By the Sword: A World Conquest Isekai

“My only regret in life is not being more selfish!”
― J. V. Simms, By the Sword: A World Conquest Isekai

“Wait until we’re at least eighteen. That’s the only legal standard we’ll ever commit to,”
― J. V. Simms, By the Sword: A World Conquest Isekai

“A killer is a killer, darn it! Don’t sell yourselves short, girls. You can be murderers too, if you’ll only let your hearts believe!”
― J.V. Simms, Seize the Day: A World Conquest Isekai