Doug Naylor > Quotes

“Look, we all have something to bring to this discussion. But I think from now on the thing you should bring is silence. - Rimmer”
― Doug Naylor

“well when I was a mechanoid, twisting the right nipple nut was the way we regulated body temperature, while the left nipple was mainly used to pick up short-wave radio transmissions. What I'm saying is, no matter how hard I twiddle them, I still can't seem to pick up Jazz FM'.”
― Doug Naylor, Last Human

“The rubber plant was surprised. If the rubber plant could have spoken, it wouldn't have said anything.”
― Doug Naylor, Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers