Ian Isaro > Quotes

“Humans like those stories because in the real world the underdog loses.
- Gastion”
― Ian Isaro, Wizardry on Caffeine

“Free vacation sponsored by the forces of evil. Nice.
- Blake”
― Ian Isaro, Wizardry on Caffeine

“Aki: You're quite a proactive slacker.
Blake: I try my best to avoid trying.”
― Ian Isaro, Wizardry on Caffeine

“The vampire exploded in a shower of daisies that drifted slowly in all directions. Everyone flinched.”
― Ian Isaro, Sorcery and Scholarships

“Temujin: I want to hate you, yet you don't seem overwhelmed by evil.
Blake: Maybe I kick puppies in my spare time.”
― Ian Isaro, Wizardry on Caffeine

“Keisha: They said there wasn't any resistance - how did you beat Risa?
Aki: Friendship, the heart of the cards, teamwork, and lots and lots of fire.”
― Ian Isaro, Wizardry on Caffeine

“Without warning, Aki was between them, arms around their shoulders. "Is this banter I hear?"

Blake rolled his eyes. "Oh no, I could never put up with-"

"Too late, we're all friends now!"

Keisha shook her fist in mock rage. "We've been playing into her hands all along.”
― Ian Isaro, Sorcery and Scholarships

“Horrible abominations might be unpleasant, but at least they didn't have fanboys.
- Aki”
― Ian Isaro, Wizardry on Caffeine

“As for these three students, they've obviously performed at a level beyond that expected by first semester students in order to help defend the university." He stuck the cigarette in his mouth and walked away. "Someone put them in harder classes.”
― Ian Isaro, Sorcery and Scholarships

“Aki: Oh, crap, he's actually out this time. If he asks, say he hit his head falling down.
Keisha: He'll forgive you. Right now I think I'm willing to forgive anything.”
― Ian Isaro, Wizardry on Caffeine

“Seeing you here is a pleasant surprise. I'm not fond of surprises.”
― Ian Isaro, Sorcery and Scholarships

“Aki: You're going to kill yourself eating those. Or do vampires not have to worry about clogged arteries?
Edgar: We do, but I'm young and therefore invincible.”
― Ian Isaro, Wizardry on Caffeine

“That doesn't help me unless they give credits for extracurricular punching.
Aki”
― Ian Isaro, Wizardry on Caffeine