Jon Morris > Quotes

“After two issues, the decision came down that Morlock had gone about as far as a man-eating vegetable could conceivably go.”
― Jon Morris, The League of Regrettable Superheroes: Half-Baked Heroes from Comic Book History

“A dose of chlorine won’t hurt them” Lady Satan opines, quite incorrectly, as she fills an entire room of baddies with the deadly stuff.”
― Jon Morris, The League of Regrettable Superheroes: Half-Baked Heroes from Comic Book History

“a box-shaped catapult he could use to launch himself from street level into top-floor skyscraper windows, presuming they were open.”
― Jon Morris, The League of Regrettable Superheroes: Half-Baked Heroes from Comic Book History