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“I been out there. It’s no big deal. Except for the snakes, scorpions, coyotes, and bobcats and cactus.”
― Howling Through Darkness
― Howling Through Darkness
“Dogmentia is like what old humans get, except only dogs get it. Parts of your memory brain switch on and off. Like, you can’t remember if your master gave you a bone yesterday, but you remember where you buried a bone when you were just a pup.”
― Murder Most Howl
― Murder Most Howl
“Animals aren’t permitted? But death threats are?” Doctor Bill looked him straight in the eye. “Stuff it. We’re getting our dogs.”
― Howl of the Wild
― Howl of the Wild
“I sleep good every night, pencil dick” Meatloaf barked.”
― Shoot First, Howl Later
― Shoot First, Howl Later
“Meatloaf calls it Labrador mind control.”
― Howling Through Darkness
― Howling Through Darkness
“Animals can’t help how they look. They shouldn’t hafta suffer for it.”
― Shoot First, Howl Later
― Shoot First, Howl Later
“I’m not a bad-dog, but sometimes I do bad things.”
― The Twilight Howl
― The Twilight Howl
“Besides, I couldn’t read what was written on the tape, so how could they get mad at me?”
― Murder Most Howl
― Murder Most Howl
“What’s not to like about dogs? Except maybe dog vomit in the house?”
― A Howl for Help
― A Howl for Help
