Jennifer Foor > Quotes

“Van was feeding Christian as we walked in the door. I shielded my hands in front of my face to prevent from seeing her bare breast. "God damn woman, put that tit away!"

"I'm feeding my daughter. You want another taste?"

I started gagging immediately just thinking about how bad that shit tasted. "Hell no! I would rather eat dog shit.”
― Jennifer Foor, Risking Fate

“Can't you just see it? Can't you see us with gray hair, sitting at those late night football games. I'll be the dad with one eye on my football playing sons, and the other on our daughter, who if she looks anything like you, I will need to carry a gun to fight off all of those horny teenage boys.”
― Jennifer Foor, Risking Fate

“Find a way back in. Waiting is overrated." -Van”
― Jennifer Foor, Risking Fate

“Why is it that when your life is at a breaking point, every freaking song on the radio relates to it. If I heard one more sad song, I was going to rip the radio out of the dash and toss it out on the road.”
― Jennifer Foor, Risking Fate

“Good thing she didn't kick hard enough. My jewels are still intact! My meat is still edible! My tube steak is fully functional! The frank is still above the beans!”
― Jennifer Foor, Wrapping Up

“I’m Jammer.”
“What kind of name is that?” It sounded ridiculous
“It’s the name you’ll be calling out the next time you’re holding a shower head between your legs and wishing it was my mouth.”
― Jennifer Foor, Hustle Me

“If you fall, I’ll catch you. I always have and I always will.”
― Jennifer Foor, Love's Suicide

“When he said the only way to get that woman out of our lives was a paternity test, it hit me." -Ty

"What hit you? I'm goin' to hit you if you don't explain to me what you're thinkin'." -Miranda”
― Jennifer Foor, Risking Fate

“Look, life isn’t always wonderful. There are ugly parts. You know that more than anyone. What you do with those ugly parts is what makes you the woman you are.”
― Jennifer Foor, Love's Suicide

“Charlie, can you say one kind thing? I am starting to think that I am helping Satan’s daughter. It’s kind of creepy.”
― Jennifer Foor, Hustle Me

“Look what the cat drug in.”
“If I were you, I wouldn’t mention pussy, unless you’re offering some.”
― Jennifer Foor, Hustle Me

“half-smile formed in one corner of his mouth. “Does he know you’re in love with me?”
― Jennifer Foor, Love's Suicide

“Never thank me for taking care of you. I was put on this earth to do it and you know it, too.”
― Jennifer Foor, Love's Suicide

“I can't be mad about something that we had no control over. I’ve never been one to live in the past, not when I knew you were always my future.”
― Jennifer Foor, Love's Suicide

“It’s all about the Hustle.”
― Jennifer Foor, Hustle Me

“I’ll F#$%K you so good that the only car you’ll ever drive will be a Ford, because you’ll never stop thinkin’ about me.”
― Jennifer Foor, Repair Me

“You were born in the backseat and from the moment I saw your beautiful face, everything changed for me. I never felt love like I felt for you, instantly, as if I was meant to feel that way about you. You changed me and made me want to be different. Everything I have is because of the love you showed me.”
― Jennifer Foor, Loving Her

“Sometimes love isn't enough. Sometimes it takes a little fate, some bad experiences, and a lot of time.”
― Jennifer Foor, Love Survives

“Waiting only prolongs the inevitable.”
― Jennifer Foor, Love Survives

“You don’t know what you’ve got until it’s gone.”
― Jennifer Foor, Bereft

“Just like B learning something new, I had to learn to take baby steps. I had to be patient and kind if I wanted this to all work out.”
― Jennifer Foor, Love's Suicide

“You got any popcorn?” “We just ate. Isn’t that bad for your ass?”
― Jennifer Foor, Noah

“Buckle your seatbelt. I haven’t driven something this big before.” The truck filled with his laughter. “I get that all the time.”
― Jennifer Foor, Noah

“The pastor leaned forward. “It must have been from all that kissing.”
― Jennifer Foor, Merry Mitchell Affair

“What’s not to like? It’s overwhelmingly huge, but still the most beautiful thing I’ve ever laid eyes on.”
― Jennifer Foor, Noah

“We make the choices that set our lives into a whirlwind of regret.”
― Jennifer Foor, Bereft

“Maybe you should keep going, just to be sure I’m still familiar with every part of a woman. It has been a long time. Maybe things have changed.” I”
― Jennifer Foor, Salt Water Wounds

“I was positive his brain was located at the tip of his penis, deprived of air, and suffocating in whoever he was nailing at the time.”
― Jennifer Foor, Bereft

“Take care of Katy, Dani. Keep her safe and love her forever. Make sure Brooks never takes her for granted.”
― Jennifer Foor, Love's Suicide

“I'd go wherever you wanted me to as long as I could see you smile.”
― Jennifer Foor, Hustle Me