Ellie Saxx > Quotes

“The first time I ever jacked off I sprayed my bedroom wall until it was dripping. I accidentally nailed my dog in the face, and she never looked at me the same way…”
― Ellie Saxx, The Man Who Came Too Much

“Why didn’t you tell me?” he said. “That was amazing!”
“Really?” I said, totally thrown off guard. “It wasn’t weird?”
“No, it was fucking weird,” he said. “But also fucking amazing. We have to put this on the site.”
― Ellie Saxx, The Man Who Came Too Much

“I thrust my hips like a wild man and ended up filling a condom like a water balloon.”
― Ellie Saxx, The Man Who Came Too Much

“I’m sorry, Chet,” he sobbed. “I can’t face the dry cleaners again. They know! They goddamn know!” They did, in fact, know. For a while there in the 90’ s I was getting a commission from two of the dry cleaners downtown…”
― Ellie Saxx, The Man Who Came Too Much

“Rodney, when I cum, I fill jars,” I said. “Mason jars. The big ones.”
Rodney laughed. “Really?” he said. “Is that supposed to sound cool? You don’t have to build yourself up.”
― Ellie Saxx, The Man Who Came Too Much

“I fucked that boot for all I was worth, I admit.
“What the – hurk – fuck!” Susan was looking over her shoulder. “Gack!” “Unnnggg!” “Did you just fuck my boot?”
― Ellie Saxx, The Man Who Came Too Much

“Rodney held my cock in his right hand and ran it gently over his face. It was incredibly erotic, standing there under the showerhead as this massive man held me so softly. I swear, I almost lost it right there. My dick hurt, it was so hard.”
― Ellie Saxx, The Man Who Came Too Much

“My orgasms might last a minute or two, depending. Twenty or thirty shots of my semen will fill up a jar in no time. I’m like a hose.”
― Ellie Saxx, The Man Who Came Too Much

“I guess it’s time for me to tell you something,” he said. “I could drink cum all the time. I mean, all the time. I think I’m addicted to it.”
― Ellie Saxx, The Man Who Came Too Much