Maia Sepp > Quotes

“It’s good to know that I’m not crazy, then.” “Well, you might be, dear,” she says mildly. “But not if you want to strangle him with yarn.” “He’s stealing my socks,” I lean forward and whisper. “They do that sort of thing,” she whispers back. “It’s okay, really.” “Sometimes I think that if I see one more of his socks on the floor I’m going to bury them all in the back yard.” She smiles again, the corners of her eyes crinkling merrily. “Well, if you decide to take that route, we have a wide range of shovels in aisle seven.”
― Maia Sepp, The Sock Wars

“she squeezes herself into shirts so low that someone dropped a pen in her cleavage last week during a cross-functional planning meeting.”
― Maia Sepp, The Migraine Mafia

“Dust Bunnies Have Gone Feral”
― Maia Sepp, The Sock Wars