V.L. Locey > Quotes

“I think I loved him even more when I found his Rammstein CD.”
― V.L. Locey, Two Man Advantage

“The heads on TV were talking about what the pros in the NHL were doing. Why I watched this all the time now I didn't know. Reminding myself of what I'd once had and how I'd ass-fucked my life without the courtesy of any lube or a reach-around.”
― V.L. Locey, Touch of a Yellow Sun

“it struck me yet again how marvelous children are. They accept everyone openly and with trust. It’s only after adults begin to cram outdated ideas into their glorious loving minds do we witness the birth of hate and mistrust.”
― V.L. Locey, Christmas According to Liam

“We can do this one of four ways. We can have sex in the back of the car, we can have sex out on the ground, we can have sex on the hood of the car, or we can go back to that seedy motel we passed, the Gila Monster Motor Court, and have sex in a dingy room. I‘ll let you decide, but please note that every scenario ends with me pounding you like a mallard duck.”
“I just… a duck?”
“South Park reference. Not important.”
― V.L. Locey

“It was hard growing up. Hell”
― V.L. Locey, Dodge

“Remember that life begins at the end of your comfort zone.”
― V.L. Locey, Touch of a Yellow Sun

“You pretend not to care about anything but cows and horses”
― V.L. Locey, Baker

“I been reading up on things in nature. Lots of critters change sex”
― V.L. Locey, Baker

“I was happy as a pigeon with a French fry”
― V.L. Locey, Dump and Chase

“Well okay then. Guess we were taking off the gloves before the eggs even arrived. Cool. I could tango with Grandma if that was what she wanted.”
― V.L. Locey, Touch of a Yellow Sun

“Fine. I’ll get them myself. You can go cook something. Make it fattening and filled with grease. No point in worrying now, droite?”
― V.L. Locey, Lost in Indigo

“You can say goodbye to family, but you always carry them inside you.”
― V.L. Locey, Touch of a Yellow Sun

“A double shot of Irishman’s Grand Reserve with a stout German lager, preferably Guinness.”
― V.L. Locey, The Christmas Keeper

“I was alone with a crusty lasagna and Madonna, sounding like some sort of queer fishwife bitching at her husband. Ugh, I hated that queer fishwife so much. Why did she keep popping up?”
― V.L. Locey, Shadow and Light

“No, there was no sense in throwing myself at Henry emotionally. Physically, I tried to keep my distance, honestly, I did. But a week would go by and he’d kiss my ear or compliment my ankle or buy me a new bangle and I’d find my heart overflowing with emotion. Those emotions, it seemed, ran right to my dick. Two hard dicks in the same room always ended up with my heels to Jesus. I was such a little slut…”
― V.L. Locey, Shadow and Light