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“When do you stop at green and go at red? When you’re eating a watermelon.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

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“Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

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“What word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary? Wrong.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

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“barbershop?”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

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“and”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

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“What do you call an older snowman? Water.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

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“something you can hold in one hand or pop into”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

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“president’s”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

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“rainbow.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

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“Silly Stat: Laughter is good for you! It decreases the chemicals in our bodies that make us sick and increases the ones that make”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

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“on”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

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“Why is dark spelled with a “k” and not a “c?” Because you can’t “c” in the dark.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

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“card wet?”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

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“clothes?”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

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“July”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

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“How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

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“skunk”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

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“Want me to tell you a joke about pizza? Sorry, it’s too cheesy.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

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“I am not alive, but I grow.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

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“What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weak day.”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

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“tickles!”
― Carole P. Roman, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids: 800+ Jokes!

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