Abby Hanlon > Quotes

“There is the Toilet Monster, who comes into the bathroom if you sit on the toilet for too long.”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory

“I have a fairy godmother named Mr. Nuggy, and he accidentally turned into a chicken.”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory: The Real True Friend

“vegetables!”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory: Can't Live Without You

“baby”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory

“can”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory

“There is the Toilet Monster, who comes into the bathroom if you sit on the toilet for too long. There is the Ketchup Monster, who makes weird noises when you squeeze the ketchup.”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory

“listen,” I say. “If you have 64 cupcakes and you have 6 bags of pancakes, but if you sit on one bag of pancakes and 4 toucans go to the bathroom on your backpack, then how many bags of pancakes would you—”
― Abby Hanlon, Tiny Tough

“Then Luke and Violet start to tease me about my costume. They say I have a wedgie. They laugh so hard they can’t get up from the floor. I don’t know what a wedgie is, but I can tell it has something to do with my butt. This makes me stop feeling like a superhero. I have to sit down so that Luke and Violet can’t keep seeing my butt. I won’t get up from the dinner table until I’m sure it’s safe.”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory: Dory Dory Black Sheep

“what?”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory: Can't Live Without You

“After school,”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory: Can't Live Without You

“Aaaarrrrgghh!”
― Abby Hanlon, Tiny Tough

“Rosabelle. “This is my little brother, Ridley,” says Rosabelle.”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory: Dory Dory Black Sheep

“Next time we play Mrs. Gobble Gracker, you can choose what”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory: Can't Live Without You

“markers”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory: The Real True Friend

“Dory”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory: Dory Dory Black Sheep

“interrupted”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory: The Real True Friend

“Very slowly Violet asks me, “Rascal, have you ever heard . . . of . . . someone named Mrs. Gobble Gracker?” I shake my head no. “Well, Mrs. Gobble Gracker is a robber,”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory

“Rainbow?”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory: Can't Live Without You

“Gobble”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory: Head in the Clouds

“Rascal!”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory

“lady who smashed me. She reaches into her giant purse and searches around inside for a really long time. I hear lots of rattling around in there. A candy wrapper falls to the floor. Finally, she finds what she’s looking for. A dollar bill. “Here, take a dollar, and you’ll forget all about your”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory: Head in the Clouds

“look.  The bouncy ball . . . bounced into the toilet.”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory

“priest?”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory: Can't Live Without You

“now it’s way too small for her!” My mom says, “Oh, she can wear what she wants. It’s not a big deal.”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory: The Real True Friend

“Mozart!”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory: Can't Live Without You

“pancake, so you won’t have to go, ever.” “A pancake?” I ask. “Yes, but it’s a very complicated recipe, and I’m going to need some chickens, and it might take a few days.”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory: The Real True Friend

“fantasy.”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory: Head in the Clouds

“drew earrings! And earlobes! And curly eyelashes! And nostrils!! And a crown—covered in jewels!”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory: The Real True Friend

“The next morning at school, I tell Rosabelle and George the news.”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory: Dory Dory Black Sheep

“You know—the dead guy.”
― Abby Hanlon, Dory Fantasmagory: Can't Live Without You