Matt Watson > Quotes

“Ryan rolled down his window, shouting “these nuts”, before hitting the freeway.”
― Matt Watson, SuperMega Saves The Troops

“In a fit of chimp-like primal rage, Ryan pulled the yoke back with all of his strength.”
― Matt Watson, SuperMega Saves The Troops

“The Italians aren't good for much, but they sure do know how to cook (sometimes).”
― Matt Watson, SuperMega Saves The Troops

“They could do that thing from Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams where they could read each other’s minds.”
― Matt Watson, SuperMega Saves The Troops

“When nature calls!” Ryan waddled toward the Grecian bathroom, his sphincter puckered.”
― Matt Watson, SuperMega Saves The Troops

“Because it was their favorite color, the two parked their lifted KISS themed Hummer H3 in the blue parking space, and, what a treat, it was only feet from the entrance!”
― Matt Watson, SuperMega Saves The Troops

“The boys looked at each other, eyes wider than… yo mama. GOTCHA!”
― Matt Watson, SuperMega Saves The Troops

“Flashing on and off above a small doorway, it read: FREE! 尿!”
― Matt Watson, SuperMega Saves The Troops

“Ryan was vibrating with excitement, and Matt was sweating like a bitch in heat.”
― Matt Watson, SuperMega Saves The Troops

“You know ENGLISH?” Matt exclaimed. A quick pistol whip from behind shut Matt’s goofy ass up real fast.”
― Matt Watson, SuperMega Saves The Troops

“It was the most money he had seen since he won his lawsuit against Planned Parenthood.”
― Matt Watson, SuperMega Saves The Troops