Diane Henders > Quotes

“Jesus, my yard was starting to feel like a Village People reunion.  So far I had the cop, the biker, and the cowboy. ”
― Diane Henders, Reach For The Spy

“She giggled again, and I felt my intellect being slowly sucked away by the vacuum of her presence. God, she couldn’t be for real.”
― Diane Henders, Spy, Spy Away

“I thought you were Mr. By-The-Book.
I am.  Some days I use a different book.  ”
― Diane Henders, Never Say Spy

“The medic rose”
― Diane Henders, Never Say Spy

“80% of people’s last words were ‘Oh, shit’, except in Saskatchewan, where the usual last words were ‘Here, hold my beer’.”
― Diane Henders, Never Say Spy

“Sugar, salt, fat, and booze:  the four basic food groups.  Ohmigod. ”
― Diane Henders, Spy High

“Don’t worry about it,” I reassured him.  “When they were handing out skin, I accidentally got into the ‘Princess’ lineup.  It only looks dramatic.  It’ll be gone in an hour, no harm done.”
― Diane Henders, Never Say Spy

“Live in today, Aydan.  You can’t change yesterday with regret and you can’t change tomorrow with worry.” ”
― Diane Henders, Spy Now, Pay Later

“Ben Franklin.  “I believe beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
― Diane Henders, Never Say Spy

“Clearly you underestimate my ability to fulfill Murphy’s Law.”
― Diane Henders, Reach For The Spy

“way.  If you’re just a civilian, why did you”
― Diane Henders, Never Say Spy

“Do you want me to drive?” I offered.  “You could catch a bit more sleep.” “Nah,” he croaked.  “Then I’d just hafta wake up all over again.”
― Diane Henders, The Spies That Bind

“banquette”
― Diane Henders, How Spy I Am

“The fantasy faded as awareness returned.  Right, March in Silverside, Alberta.  A chinook thaw, slippery sidewalks, and now my ass was awash in ice water and my head hurt like hell.  I didn’t even remember slipping.  You know you’re a desperate case when you get so engrossed in a fantasy you don’t even watch where you’re walking.”
― Diane Henders, Never Say Spy