G.A. Hauser > Quotes

“... gay marriage rights coming and going, always being an issue for the voting public when it should be an individual‘s private choice.”
― G.A. Hauser, Being Screwed

“Stop playing hard to get"
"I'm hard to get. I'm not playing.”
― G. A. Hauser, The Crush

“- Do you ever work? Or do you just walk office to office, soliciting blowjobs?
- I work occasionally. It's just that the BJs are much more exciting.”
― G.A. Hauser, The Wedding Planner

“gay marriage... always being an issue for the voting public when it should be an individual‘s private choice.”
― Hauser, G.A. - Being Screwed (Action #7)

“All business, buddy. Sorry. I am not losing this job because your dick-compass is pointing my way.” He peeked down at his lap. “Shut up,” he said to his own cock, which was throbbing in his slacks.”
― G.A. Hauser, Marry Me