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“I'm an ugly girl,
My face makes you hurl,
Sad I have it,
I should bag it.
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair.
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.”
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My face makes you hurl,
Sad I have it,
I should bag it.
Acne everywhere,
Unwanted facial hair.
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.”
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“That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.”
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“I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.”
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“Hey, you've got weasels on your face.”
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“I notice you're not wearing any... galloshes ;)”
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“I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've got
Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
So then why get upset if somebody like me
Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?”
― My New Teacher and Me!: A Weird Al Rhyming Picture Book with Back-to-School Wordplay
Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
So then why get upset if somebody like me
Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?”
― My New Teacher and Me!: A Weird Al Rhyming Picture Book with Back-to-School Wordplay
“Why of course it's unlikely!' I said. 'Oh, by far!
The awesome-est things in the world often are!”
― My New Teacher and Me!: A Weird Al Rhyming Picture Book with Back-to-School Wordplay
The awesome-est things in the world often are!”
― My New Teacher and Me!: A Weird Al Rhyming Picture Book with Back-to-School Wordplay
