Chris Jericho > Quotes

“As great as the fame and the money are, sometimes I wonder if working at a Taco Bell and being able to tuck your kids in at night isn't a better gig.”
― Chris Jericho, A Lion's Tale: Around the World in Spandex

“Drink it in, man!!”
― Chris Jericho

“Let me ask you, dear reader, have you ever tried to wear a suit of armor? Great Caesar’s Ghost, it’s almost impossible to put on because—well, it’s a suit of fucking armor!”
― Chris Jericho, Undisputed: How to Become the World Champion in 1,372 Easy Steps

“Only the good die young, all the evil seem to live forever.”
― Chris Jericho, A Lion's Tale: Around the World in Spandex

“I got on the plane, and even though it was early morning, I stayed wide awake during the entire flight, waiting for some motherfucker to storm the cockpit. I envisioned what would’ve happened had the Taliban tried to hijack a plane carrying the WWE crew. Boxcutters versus the craziest mofos on the planet? Game over, jihad.”
― Chris Jericho, Undisputed: How to Become the World Champion in 1,372 Easy Steps

“It was like Santa Claus. You believed in him because everyone told you to. It was that blind faith that made being a wrestling fan a truly magical experience. Sadly, the magic of those days is long gone and being a true wrestling fan in the year 2007 is an entirely different animal than being a true wrestling fan in the year 1987...and I’m not sure that’s a good thing.”
― Chris Jericho, A Lion's Tale: Around the World in Spandex

“You can tell jokes and insult them all you want, but if you don’t build them up to some extent, you’re just burying yourself.”
― Chris Jericho, A Lion's Tale: Around the World in Spandex

“The moral of the story is if some stupid idiot is trying to push you around, don't be afraid to show some attitude, stand your ground, and rock them like a hurricane.”
― Chris Jericho, No Is a Four-Letter Word: How I Failed Spelling but Succeeded in Life

“The room was crowded with fans, friends, and dignitaries (where’s your crown, King Jericho?), all waiting to say a few words to the band. I noticed guitarist Kirk Hammett, who I’d kind of met once before in 1994 in Atlanta. I had asked him to sign the cast on my broken arm (I’d broken it trying a shooting star press in Knoxville) and he said he would if “I could use his boner as a speed bump.” I’m still not sure what he was getting at, and he wasn’t either when I asked him about it fourteen years later in Chicago. He said, laughing, “I was really drunk on Frangelico that night.” I could relate, considering I had crashed my car and split open my forehead whilst under the influence of said spirit in Calgary back in 1995. (Full versions of”
― Chris Jericho, The Best in the World: At What I Have No Idea

“Also due to a good diet, smarter psychology, and DDP Yoga, my body felt great and I had one of my best career runs in the ring as well.”
― Chris Jericho, No Is a Four-Letter Word: How I Failed Spelling but Succeeded in Life

“We all only have so much mental energy to spend, so why waste it worrying about the people who doubt you?...put that mental energy to better use, like achieving your goals and making your dreams a reality.”
― Chris Jericho, No Is a Four-Letter Word: How I Failed Spelling but Succeeded in Life