Owen Jones > Quotes

“May you always look as beautiful as this last time I saw you.”
― Owen Jones, An Exciting Future

“We bar girls don't cheat on wives, we are just the rope that cheating husbands hang themselves with.”
― Owen Jones, An Exciting Future

“We are like the RCMP, we are Mountees and we always get our man to come, just not always quietly.”
― Owen Jones

“She was crushed by society like a mosquito fending for its unborn young”
― Owen Jones

“Do you know this place, Lek?" he shouted in her ear. “Stop. Stop here. I want to go shopping." He didn't. He wanted to look for a bar, but he knew the word 'shopping' had more stopping power than the word 'bar' – the word 'shopping' was the verbal equivalent of a 44 Magnum.”
― Owen Jones, An Exciting Future

“A stack overflow error caused cabin fever and the reset button was Pattaya.”
― Owen Jones, An Exciting Future

“I do not seek to walk in the footsteps of the wise people of old, I seek what they sought" Matsuo Busho”
― Owen Jones, A Night In Annwn

“He had become the writers' equivalent of a goldfish after years of writing 500 word articles and wondered whether mind-expanding drugs would help him hold a full-length plot in his head, because he was having problems with continuity.”
― Owen Jones, Maya - Illusion