Nicole Riekhof > Quotes

“I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.”
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you last night... you were there.”
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.”
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple”
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting.”
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.”
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

“Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and action fingers beats blanket.”
― Nicole McKay Amy Riekhof, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

“I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan.”
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

“You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

“I had a dream about you last night… it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame.”
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

“Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you’ve ever held dear with the greatest of ease.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

“I had a dream about you last night... you sat in a cardboard box and said you were a tree.”
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

“I had a dream about you last night... you were crying over spilt ink screaming "the words, the what could have been beautiful words.”
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

“I’ve always wanted to go out with a bang, that’s why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

“I had a dream about you last night... you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers.”
― Nicole McKay, I Had a Dream About You

“Blankets on the other hand are incredibly needy as they are always trying to fill a “void”. Are a bit whorish in that the instant you walk away from them in less than a minute they’ll be all over someone else, and the moment you actually need them they’re nowhere to be found.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

“You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It’s certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

“A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

“A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America’s greatest ballparks.(Fenway)”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

“If you’re a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

“For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

“The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

“Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

“You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

“A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me?”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

“A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

“Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

“I’d much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

“A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

“A brick and a blanket would be a great present for someone building a home for themselves. Simply wrap the brick in the blanket and they’re one brick closer to a house, and they won’t freeze at night.”
― Nicole McKay