Goodreads helps you follow your favorite authors. Be the first to learn about new releases!
Start by following Platte F. Clark.

Platte F. Clark Platte F. Clark > Quotes

 

 (?)
Quotes are added by the Goodreads community and are not verified by Goodreads. (Learn more)
Showing 1-3 of 3
“You'll have to forgive Sayri," Ayriah said gently.
"Her mate was killed at Gore-Fest."
"How barbaric - a festival where people are stabbed and gored?" Sarah exclaimed, truly horrified.
"No..." Ayriah answered, somewhat confused.
"Gore-Fest is a reading of the collected works of Al Gore, from the twentieth century.”
Platte F. Clark, Bad Unicorn
“Dirk an I tried to learn Klingon, but it sounded like we were choking on cabbage. The Neighbors called nine-one-one”
Platte F. Clark, Bad Unicorn
“Hello there! I’m Glenn, the Legendary Dagger of Motivation.”
Platte F. Clark, Fluff Dragon

All Quotes | Add A Quote
Bad Unicorn (Bad Unicorn, #1) Bad Unicorn
1,210 ratings
Open Preview
Fluff Dragon (Bad Unicorn, #2) Fluff Dragon
275 ratings
Good Ogre (Bad Unicorn, #3) Good Ogre
167 ratings
Open Preview