Martin Reed > Quotes

“Amateurs… They’re like of a pack of clay pigeons to the shotgun they call poetic justice.”
― Martin Reed, My Disjointed Life

“Folks, if you ever wake up feeling much better than originally anticipated, it’s probably because you’ve overslept.”
― Martin Reed, My Disjointed Life

“If you’re in a street fight, you don’t go after a man’s ball sack. Respect the street code.”
― Martin Reed, My Disjointed Life

“You know that movie ‘Dumb and Dumber’? If there’s an addition of a third member, I’d get the part of ‘Dumbest’.”
― Martin Reed, My Disjointed Life